Comments on: Dave Barry Agrees

By: Babe Ruth

Babe Ruth — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 16:35:58 +0000

While you’re at it, you should get rid of baseball, softball, hockey, golf and any other sport that involves hitting a ball with a stick. And I suppose archery, fishing, football, soccer, badminton and table tennis should go, too, given their enormous potential for violence…

And yes, Dave Barry was making fun of people like you. Learn to control your kid, and put the bat somewhere he can’t get it (or start sleeping with a hockey mask on — your choice).

By: The Well-Versed Mom

The Well-Versed Mom — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 18:17:00 +0000

I’m thinking of starting a movement to request that Stephen Colbert add pinatas to his list of threats to our country’s security (on his “Threatdown” feature on his show).

In the meantime, here’s a poem about the dangers pinatas pose….

http://bit.ly/dd0ozb

By: tarilyn

tarilyn — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 03:40:31 +0000

ohhh, this site is so funny. i often come back to it when i want to laugh. ;D
parenting fail.

By: contemplationist

contemplationist — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:03:19 +0000

Guys

I think this site is just satire.

By: HAHA

HAHA — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 02:00:16 +0000

get your own costums :A

By: Don of Down With Dave Barry Articles

Don of Down With Dave Barry Articles — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 18:54:17 +0000

I AM OUTRAGED that you are spreading this sort of filth on the interwebs! Parading behind a mask of children’s safety, while in reality you spread the words of mindless satanic heathens like DAVE BARRY!!! Everything he stands for threatens children’s privates, and now you are a part of the problem. Congratulations. I hope you’re proud of yourself everyday when you hide behind your mask of children’s privates.

By: Bernard

Bernard — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 21:53:05 +0000

Abby i must thank you, until now I did not have proof that uncontrollably bitchiness was a physiological disorder that I had been trying to prove. While it grieves me to see how it has become so ingrained and irreversible in you, you may rest assured, finding out about your condition may help people who have a less progressed form of the disease. i shall publish my findings and we shall refer to it fondly as “Abby’s ailment” from now on.

By: Abby

Abby — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 21:46:07 +0000

Bernard, I know that you are the man who did indecent things with the pinata. It is ok. They tell me the therapy is working well for you. I hope that one day your extremities all are functional again.

By: Bernard

Bernard — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 21:41:19 +0000

Abby you have serious issues playing internet police. You clearly are just here trying to cause problems on a website about pinatas and frankly, its pathetic and it disgusts me. clearly you have had so much dick in your face that it has caused damage to your brain.

By: Abby

Abby — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 21:32:19 +0000

Seriously, get a life. Dave Barry is a COMEDIAN. Whoever your friend is that made this site “for you to tell your story” is probably laughing as hard as anyone else who views it. Enjoy having nothing bigger to obsess over in your life than the incredible dangers of common party activity that you failed to properly explain to your child.