Comments on: Testimonials

By: Amadán

Amadán — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 23:26:30 +0000

Oh and by the way, how is the murder of these precious pinata animals even legal? This is what we think of as fun, in civilized society? I’ve had friends who say they have had bull or cow or sheep pinatas that were attacked with baseball bats at their kids party. How is that even legal, nevermind fun?

What has become of our society? We need to save these pinatas – it’s as bad as clubbing those seals in those cold places you see on TV.

I have the box set of When Animals Attack Vols 1 to 5 and I can totally see these poor pinatas finally fight back one day. It really saddens me and saddens me that our kids are taught to think it’s ok.

By: Amadán

Amadán — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 23:14:06 +0000

I agree with you. We need to stop these children’s parties that add the beating of an innocent pinata and making it seem like fun. It’s too easy for these kids to go home and repeat the beatings of these sweet animals on innocent people. We also banned the singing of ‘happy birthday to you’ so as not to offend the other kids who weren’t celebrating their own birthdays and felt like blowing out candles was simply playing with fire.

Thanks for this website – it’s about time we made kids parties about fun and safety and not about having candy spilled from the guts of an innocent animal who was beaten to death. It’s gross.

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 05 May 2010 14:38:45 +0000

Although I can understand the opinions of people bashing your story and making fun of the situation, I can completely understand your perspective. I used to be a costumed character for b-day parties, and used to watch as kids would wack away at pinatas with a “plastic” bat. I used to find it funny that parents would get upset over kids jumping all over each other to get the candy that came out, but wouldn’t have a problem with them wacking away at the pinata. It was such a violent part of the show, and it created a lot of problems. Luckily, I was responsible enough to never let a kid get struck with the bat, but I had to take the brunt of some of those blows to protect them. Not a big deal, but … I understand.

By: Kelsey

Kelsey — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 19:51:04 +0000

Did you know you can kill someone with a pencil?! I saw it on CSI. This little girl killed an old lady because the lady wouldn’t give the girl her cat. If no one had ever given the little girl a pencil, that woman would not have been killed! We should stop this violence immediatly! Stop teaching our children how to write, so there will never be a need for pencils!

By: A Concerned Pinata

A Concerned Pinata — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 01:32:26 +0000

As anyone stopped to think who the real victim is here? So what, you got your eye bashed in. Do you know what kind of abuse I suffer on a regular basis? You deserved it. I’ve seen too many good pinatas go before their time to care what happens to one lousy human. Way to have your priorities in line. All of my kids have been brutally beaten to death by little cretins like your daughter. Here’s hoping she’s next.

By: Bob Smith

Bob Smith — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:21:37 +0000

Ron,

I have never seen a mother as neurotic as you are… if we don’t teach our children violence, who will?

I mean, no kid is ever going to get violent at all unless we introduce them to pinatas (as you well point out, 75% of the prison population has participated on pinata parties at one point or another) or toothbrushing (100% of the prison population has brushed their teeth at one point or another) or reading (93.5% of the prison population has read something at one point or another.)

I commend your efforts to eradicate pinata related violence and, in fact, I don’t feel you go far enough! Let’s expand to tooth brushing related violence (have you noticed how you make a fist to hold the toothbrush? and repeatedly jab? I’m sure children would never, ever punch anyone without this early brainwashing technique.)

Keep up the good work. Or not.

By: Patricia

Patricia — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 00:41:20 +0000

Recently, I purchased a pinata at a grocery store. The next day, I woke up to discover that the pinata had kidnapped my children, stolen my booze, killed my lover, and trampled my geraniums. WE MUST STOP THIS PINATA VIOLENCE LEST PINATAS CONTINUE TO TRAMPLE OUR GARDENS.

By: Parker, yeah that one

Parker, yeah that one — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 04:28:21 +0000

This just in, man stabbed in the eye by donkey’s tail after an innocent game of pin the tail on the donkey went horribly awry…
Guess who the jack ass is…(Hint: They made a sight about deadly pinatas)

By: Pinota Boy

Pinota Boy — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 14:11:56 +0000

You racist piece of shit, that mexican rant on “Your Story” is so steriotypical and rude.

you deserve to have your eye bone broken in more than 2 places you civil rights hating mother fucker.

By: Ryan H

Ryan H — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 20:13:10 +0000

You dumb fucks, it’s not the pinatas that cause violence, it’s just little kids. They are fucking retarded. the average child doesn’t act mature until 13 years old.

Fucking anti-mexican jibes.

Get over it, it’s a dumb website; waste of time.